I just mean he’s not particularly loquacious. Mostly, he watches me study. It’s a bit annoying, actually.
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2005) dir. Mike Newell
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alex,
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
“i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”
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someone *hurts me emotionally*
me “lmao!! omg”
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trelawney: i see in your future great trouble
harry: ugh, is this another of your grim prophecies
trelawney: no. you didn’t do your essay
trelawney: detention for three weeks
person: u wanna fight?!?!
me: no i want to weep quietly in my blankets because nothing is real and we are stuck in physical entities
me: why’d u give me an F??
teacher: you haven’t turned anything in all semester.
me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?
i just want to be touched really hard
like by a car
hit me with a car
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harry: i wanna steal paintings from hogwarts and hang them on the walls at the dursleys’
harry: just to fuck with them